Saturday, March 12, 2005

2-Year-Old Run Over by Father's S.U.V. Is Back From the Brink of Death

I can't imagine being the parent that ran over my own child accidentally. The guilt and anguish would eat me alive. So out of curiosity I had to read this article. Now I find I'm curios as to the true relationship of this family. The reporters felt it necessary to tell us the father had been under a court order to stay away from the family, yet he didn't, they also mention his age as 30. 30 is a fine age for a man with a 2 year old, but... there are 5 kids. Ages 14 years down to 1 yr. They don't say he's the step father. Now I really find this interesting because in most news articles they say step father or they might say she is the mother of 5 children, 1 or 2 from a previous marriage. You rarely hear of a man being the father of a child he had when he was 15 years old. BUT you KNOW it happens, it's just never out there like that the way it is with women. We're painted to be young mothers, but rarely do we see the male half of the equation in the picture.

So, if he is the father of all 5 children then I have to agree with the mother - if they can get through THIS ordeal - they can get through anything, because they've been doing it for 15 years.
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Below is an e-mail joke from a republican friend who loves to terrorize me

The two most important events in all of history were the invention of beer and the invention of the wheel. The wheel was invented to get man to the beer. These were the foundation of modern civilization and together were the catalyst for the splitting of humanity into two distinct subgroups: Liberals and Conservatives.

Once beer was discovered it required grain and that was the beginning of agriculture.

Neither the glass bottle nor aluminum can was invented yet, so while our early human ancestors were sitting around waiting for them to be invented, they just stayed close to the brewery. That's how villages were formed.

Some men spent their days tracking and killing animals to B-B-Q at night while they were drinking beer. This was the begin! ning of what is known as "the Conservative movement."

Other men who were weaker and less skilled at hunting learned to live off the conservatives by showing up for the nightly B-B-Q's and doing the sewing, fetching, and hair dressing. This was the beginning of the Liberal movement.

Some of these liberal men eventually evolved into women. The rest became known as 'girleymen.' Some noteworthy liberal achievements include the domestication of cats, the invention of group therapy and group hugs, and the concept of Democratic voting to decide how to divide the meat and beer that conservatives provided.

Over the years conservatives came to be symbolized by the largest, most powerful land animal on earth, the elephant. Liberals are symbolized by the jackass.

Modern liberals like imported beer (with lime added), but most prefer white wine or imported bottled water. They eat raw fish but like their beef well done. Sushi, tofu, and French food are standard liberal fare. Most social workers, personal injury attorneys, journalists, dreamers in Hollywood, and group therapists are liberals. Another interesting revolutionary side note: most of the women have higher testosterone levels than their men.

Conservatives drink domestic beer. They eat red meat and still provide for their women. Conservatives are hunters, rodeo cowboys, lumberjacks, construction workers, medical doctors, police officers, corporate executives, soldiers, Naval aviators, athletes, and generally anyone who works productively. Conservatives who own companies hire other conservatives who want to work for a living.

Liberals produce little or nothing. They like to "govern" the producers and decide what to do with the production. Liberals believe Europeans are more enlightened than Americans. That is why most of the liberals remained in Europe when conservatives were coming to America. They crept in after the Wild West was tame and created a business of trying to get MORE for nothing.

Here ends today's lesson in world history .

*BURP* Oh scuse me... I thought it was total BS too. LOL

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