Disgust

Its truely a sad day when we make the national news AND Jimmy Kimel Live over a cut up finger tip in a frozen yogurt because the fat fuck who found it, wants to sue the yogurt company rather than give it back to the person it belonged to so HE could have it sewn back on. And did I mention that fat fuck says he's a man...but looks more like a woman with a mustache. He probably wanted the money for a sex change.

We also made the news when 2 boys were rescued off the coast after 6 days drifting at sea, but the weather channel called us "cape fear" Do they not look at a map? Can they not see that CAPE FEAR IS A FUCKING RIVER? We are the town of SOUTHPORT ya schmucks!!! There is no town called Cape Fear. None. Zip. Nada! They do this every time when we get hurricaines too. GAWD!