Wenchita

wenchita
Originally uploaded by NC Wench.

Just pictures of stuff...

Just wanted to let you know the New Homeland Security Bill has passed. Things will be different now and Internet surfing as you know it will be tracked by what the FBI calls a "non-intrusive method." The FBI says you will not notice anything different.

For a demonstration, click on the link below:

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Some of my more "interesting" photos according to flickr

I'm Up To 18 Now... But "My Little Visitor" Has Moved To The #3 Position
Originally uploaded by NC Wench.

1. My Little Visitor, 2. NC State Flower, 3. Yo Dude! You're totally hanging up the traffic here!, 4. Orton Plantation Grounds, 5. Tropical Storm Charlie: Beach Access (B&W) S.E. 53rd St Oak Island, 6. Freedom From Adult Hang-Ups, 7. Mmm That was tastey, where's the next batch?, 8. Meanwhile back at the office party: Ms. Wainwright did NOT appreciate Mr. Horndish's advances., 9. Dancing Gulls At Sunset, 10. A Little Murder With My Morning Coffee, 11. Dyeing Sunflower And Friend, 12. Pathway, 13. Bull Shit Protector, 14. Out for a swim, 15. Neke - Ahhh sleep at last, 16. It's smiling!, 17. Echinacea and Young Green Lynx Spider, 18. grasshopper

To see the photos larger, just click the photograph and it will bring you to the site with the links

Oh and I may have figured out why I'm such a terrivle speller. The english language is pretty hard to learn even for a natural born citizen. Just check these sentences out...

1) The bandage was wound around the wound.

2) The farm was used to produce produce.

3) The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.

4) We must polish the Polish furniture.

5) He could lead if he would get the lead out.

6) The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.

7) Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present.

8) A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum.

9) When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.

10) I did not object to the object.

11) The insurance was invalid for the invalid.

12) There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row.

13) They were too close to the door to close it.

14) The buck does funny things when the does are present.

15) A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line.

16) To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.

17) The wind was too strong to wind the sail.

18) After a number of injections my jaw got number.

19) Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear.

20) I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.

21) How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?

So now you see, it's not as easy for some as it is for others.

Hemp...the original cotton.

Hemp...the original cotton.
Originally uploaded by NC Wench.

Democrat - You believe that there should be a free

market which is reigned in by a modest state

beaurocracy. You think that capitalism has

some good things, but that those it helps

should be obliged to help out their fellow

man a little. Your historical role model is

Franklin Rosevelt.


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Just trying to be artistic

Just trying to be artistic
Originally uploaded by NC Wench.

I'm through with standing in line
to clubs we'll never get in
It's like the bottom of the ninth
and I'm never gonna win
This life hasn't turned out
quite the way I want it to be

I want a brand new house
on an episode of Cribs
And a bathroom I can play baseball in
And a king size tub big enough
for ten plus me

I'll need a credit card that's got no limit
And a big black jet with a bedroom in it
Gonna join the mile high club
At thirty-seven thousand feet

I want a new tour bus full of old guitars
My own star on Hollywood Boulevard
Somewhere between Cher and
James Dean is fine for me

I'm gonna trade this life for fortune and fame
I'd even cut my hair and change my name

'Cause we all just wanna be big rockstars
And live in hilltop houses driving fifteen cars
The girls come easy and the drugs come cheap
We'll all stay skinny 'cause we just won't eat
And we'll hang out in the coolest bars
In the VIP with the movie stars
Every good gold digger's
Gonna wind up there
Every Playboy bunny
With her bleach blond hair

Hey hey I wanna be a rockstar
Hey hey I wanna be a rockstar

I wanna be great like Elvis without the tassels
Hire eight body guards that love to beat up assholes
Sign a couple autographs
So I can eat my meals for free

I think I'm gonna dress my ass
with the latest fashion
Get a front door key to the Playboy mansion
Gonna date a centerfold that loves to
blow my money for me

I'm gonna trade this life
For fortune and fame
I'd even cut my hair
And change my name

'Cause we all just wanna be big rockstars
And live in hilltop houses driving fifteen cars
The girls come easy and the drugs come cheap
We'll all stay skinny 'cause we just won't eat
And we'll hang out in the coolest bars
In the VIP with the movie stars
Every good gold digger's
Gonna wind up there
Every Playboy bunny
With her bleach blond hair
And we'll hide out in the private rooms
With the latest dictionary and
today's who's who
They'll get you anything
with that evil smile
Everybody's got a
drug dealer on speed dial
Hey hey I wanna be a rockstar
Hey hey I wanna be a rockstar

I'm gonna sing those songs
that offend the censors
Gonna pop my pills
from a pez dispenser
When they ask why I drink all day
I'll say because I can

I'll get washed-up singers writing all my songs
Lip sync em every night so I don't get 'em wrong
Then listen to the fans tell me how damn good I am

I'm gonna trade this life for fortune and fame
I'd even cut my hair and change my name

'Cause we all just wanna be big rockstars
And live in hilltop houses driving fifteen cars
The girls come easy and the drugs come cheap
We'll all stay skinny 'cause we just won't eat
And we'll hang out in the coolest bars
In the VIP with the movie stars
Every good gold digger's
Gonna wind up there
Every Playboy bunny
With her bleach blond hair

Hey hey I wanna be a rockstar
Hey hey I wanna be a rockstar

(I'd actually be happy with enough money to pay my own way and live comfortably - not richly - and be able to go on vacations every couple of years. And forget fame... I have too many skeletons in my closets!)

Another Cannon - And It's Balls

Another Cannon - And It's Balls
Originally uploaded by NC Wench.

I finally visited Brunswick Town and Fort Anderson... 5 minutes from my house and I've never been! Why is it that every where I've lived I rarely get to the 'sites' in my own back yard? Well this place was great. I enjoyed the small museum and history of the place as well as the out door sites it offers. Its located right on the Cape Fear river and I swear its the most beautiful place I have ever seen. I wish it were my property.

On another note: What Have I Been Doing In The New Year

Well I finally got over to P.A.W.S. Place, an animal rescue shelter and volunteered my time to them. So I clean dog runs all morning 3 days a week. Play with them, walk them, feed them and love 'em. They need that ya'know. So then the ladies who run it offered to start paying me, so I'm all for that since I am STILL looking for work. BUT *drum roll* I have a SECOND interview with 911 this friday. *Saying a small prayer* I sure hope this is the one!!! Even if I get the job though I will stay with the dogs on my free time because they've given me my smile back. I may even start taking their pictures too LOL!